Following up with my doctor
with an online message
…this is good, that’s still a problem…
Sharing all the little embarrassments
as we often must, with those
who’ve taken the Hippocratic oath
While composing my missive
I let out a shout of triumph
startling my wife, just a bit
“What is going on?”, she asked
“I spelled diarrhea correctly”, I quickly replied,
“Without spell-check underlining the word
with that damn judgmental red line!”