Dear Diary:
Today, I Felt Good. Being 15 Sat On Me Sweetly.
Proudly, I, Went About School After Sid Sat Next 2 Me On The Bus. I Heard Him Tell Teddy I Was Super Sexy.
Consequentially, I Thought He Thought I Was Ugly. I\'d B His If He Ever Asked Me.
Free Lunch Was Mine Because, Monday, Finally Paid Me Back What She Owed Me.
Shelly & Delia Came Out The Closet. It Was Something 2 C Them Doing Their Thing Openly.
Somebody Up Their Likes Me, It Must B Mama (R.I.P.): I, Finally, Found The Gold Necklace That I Thought, Mindy & Mandy, Stole From Me. I Found It Under The Bleachers While Giving Some 2 Freddy When He & I Cut 5th Period.
Hard Test N Math Took A Backseat When, Billy, Snuck Me All The Right Answers, Suddenly.
\"Free...\" Daddy Was Proclaiming When I Got N From School. \"Again, I\'m Free!\" I Knew By His Degree Of Hapi That He Finally (Amicably) Broke Up With Wendy.
Party @ Rena\'s On Friday, A Slumber Party. Daddy Gave Me My Allowance Early So I Can Get That Outfit. The 1 I Saw That Really Shows Off My Rear....