There once was a young man called Ted
Who believed he had years before dead
But he caught a bad cold
Long before he was old
And died all alone in his bed
There once was a young man called Mike
Who went for a ride on his bike
But he punctured a tyre
On a strip of barbed wire
And decided in future he’d hike
There was a young lady called Fanny
Whose was left a large sum by her Granny
But she was such a dunce
For she spent it at once
And regretted she’d not been more canny
There once was a man known as Justin
Who grew tired of his cleaning and dustin’
So feeling quite stressed
He sat down for a rest
And indulged in a glass of pink gin
There once was a pervert named Chester
Who despite protestations he’d pester
To every lady in sight
He thought it his right
To say “how d’you do” then molest her