There once was a man in despair
Because he was losing his hair
So he bought some restorer
Via his website Explorer
Now his scalp is no longer threadbare
There once was a lady called Lily
Who rarely did anything silly
But once she jumped up
And upset her tea cup
All over her ball gown so frilly
There once was a young man named Harry
Who hoped that one day he’d marry
So he joined a website
That he trawled through the night
And found a nice girl name of Carrie
A very old man name of Roger
Once rented a room to a lodger
The lodger went broke
So he fleeced the old bloke
And became a serial rent dodger
There once was a woman named Hanna
Who was more than adept with a spanner
With her wrenches and hammer
She restored an old banger
And drove across state to Montana
There once was a man name of Wally
Who walked off with his local store’s trolley
The manager gave chase
But such was his pace
That he never got caught for his folly
There once was a man from Devizes
Who tried hats on of various sizes
But some were too small
And others too tall
Now all headgear he truly despises