What better gift could I give,
Than one of my death?
You\'d love to see me gone,
Watch me take my final breath
So I tried,
And I tried once again
But for some stupid reason,
This world doesn\'t want me dead
I was so close this time,
I could feel it too.
All I wanted was to give this gift to you
But still, my tie broke,
Should\'ve found something stronger
If I had actual rope I\'d for sure be a goner
But now I\'m here once again,
Half dead on my closet floor
I bit my tongue oh so bad,
Now it\'s awfully sore
I don\'t even know if I can taste anymore
Why can\'t I just die?
Give everyone a great gift,
They\'d finally be rid
Of this worthless piece of shit.