\'What do you mean by this title?\' asks Fido
Read on and see....
Nope, not even an alliteration in the title
You won\'t need your teef in (teeth)for this one
(Teddy knows! lol)
Just some mindless ramblings
It won\'t take me long to do this \'poem\'
No time at all really
\'Does it take much time to write waffle?\' you ask
\'Nope, no time at all\', I reply
I\'m in seventh heaven
KP gone on holiday on her own for 6 months
Probably at a Botox Clinic (heehee)
She been gone 1 month
Another 5 months of bliss for me
Just Fido and I
Yet it don\'t make much difference
I don\'t see her 95% of the time
When she\'s not on holiday
Well, I don\'t see her in person
But only on television or in the papers
Again and again and again
I\'m sure she\'s getting uglier
The mutton dressed as lamb
Is going mouldy! lol
\'Twas a mad moment I married her
One Hallowe\'en (when else could it have been?)
In a moment when she hid the water from my whisky
I drank it neat - a glass or three......
It caused me to reply to her
\'Yes, I will marry you!\'
Now I\'ve never been the same again
Doh!!
I\'m horrible to her! lol.