orchidee

That\'s too Weird!

I\'ll give ya Friday the 13th......

A bit of battiness

Though I don\'t believe in \'luck\'

Or various spookiness

 

Now, c\'mon Orchi

What\'s all this rubbish ya spout?

 

A talking, reading, barking dog, named Fido?

Who checks all the poems

And barks fiercely if people \'forgot\'

To mark \'em 18+!

 

And married to KP?

Why, you hardly see her now

She\'s either in the papers or on telly

Or at The Botox Clinic

Or at The Old Trout Club

 

And the World\'s Worst Singer?

Well, you started it Orchi

You said you were a bad singer! 

And ya keeps writing poems to sing

Sing \'em in a sound-proof room, ya tell me!

 

They are horrible to me

They say \'Go sing....

Over the hills and far away\'

Preferably as far away as possible

On the Moon!

 

And my pic

It\'s two GUINEA PIGS

Not rats or gerbils

Nor mutant giant hamsters!

Now that would be scary for Friday the 13th 

 

Oh, and this whisky-watering.....

Well, I\'m only trying to help

You\'ll not use so much whisky (gin, sherry, etc)

If ya add water to it

 

Pop round for a gin or three

With plenty of water

See ya soon!

heehee.