I\'ll give ya Friday the 13th......
A bit of battiness
Though I don\'t believe in \'luck\'
Or various spookiness
Now, c\'mon Orchi
What\'s all this rubbish ya spout?
A talking, reading, barking dog, named Fido?
Who checks all the poems
And barks fiercely if people \'forgot\'
To mark \'em 18+!
And married to KP?
Why, you hardly see her now
She\'s either in the papers or on telly
Or at The Botox Clinic
Or at The Old Trout Club
And the World\'s Worst Singer?
Well, you started it Orchi
You said you were a bad singer!
And ya keeps writing poems to sing
Sing \'em in a sound-proof room, ya tell me!
They are horrible to me
They say \'Go sing....
Over the hills and far away\'
Preferably as far away as possible
On the Moon!
And my pic
It\'s two GUINEA PIGS
Not rats or gerbils
Nor mutant giant hamsters!
Now that would be scary for Friday the 13th
Oh, and this whisky-watering.....
Well, I\'m only trying to help
You\'ll not use so much whisky (gin, sherry, etc)
If ya add water to it
Pop round for a gin or three
With plenty of water
See ya soon!
heehee.