She said I was history.
Then she said she would give me one more chance.
Then she said I didn’t deserve a second chance.
Then just as I was about to speak.
She said, I mean, who the hell do you think you are.
I was just about to say.
She said, this is definitely your last warning.
I was silent for a few seconds.
Well, what do you have to say for yourself.
This is a wrong number.
What.
You’re not speaking to the guy you’re dumping.
Well, why the hell did you let me rabble on.
To be truthful, I sort of get dumped a lot by phone, I just didn’t recognize the number.
That’s because you’re all jerks.
Well, why don’t I take you out tonight to get over the jerk.
Get knotted, consider yourself and the jerk dumped.
Got a feeling she’ll phone back later and apologize, and then take me up on my offer, and when she gets to know me better.
She’ll definitely dump me.