My biggest problem is an unquenchable thirst
And I love you so much that I\'ll let you pee first
Our frequent urination is the talk of the town
I may go very often but I always leave the lid down.
The situation changes when it comes to gas
Speed is then important don\'t let time pass
There is still a lot of love by all accounts
But who gets there first is what what really counts
(They always say you should write about what you know about)