When the body starts buckling
and hip joints start crumbling
consider meditation
It’ll be your salvation
You’ll find that it’s better than doing nothing.
Up for some fun a randy young wag
fancied a lass and asked for a shag
but when his hands strayed
he was most dismayed
to find that the lass was a man dressed in drag.
Fly tippers are banned which I find quite funny
and I hope you don’t think this doesn’t become me
but if you should do
please think it all through
and tell me where flies go to spend all their money.