Michael Edwards

LIMERICKS 115, 116 and 117

 

 

 

When the body starts buckling

and hip joints start crumbling

consider meditation

It’ll be your salvation

You’ll find that it’s better than doing nothing.

 

 

Up for some fun a randy young wag

fancied a lass and asked for a shag

but when his hands strayed

he was most dismayed

to find that the lass was a man dressed in drag.

 

 

Fly tippers are banned which I find quite funny

and I hope you don’t think this doesn’t become me

but if you should do

please think it all through

and tell me where flies go to spend all their money.