There once was a shy girl called Shirley
Who usually retired to bed early
But she’s been on a date
And got home very late
And decided it’s fun to be girly
There once was a woman called Sally
Who grew bored of her life in the valley
So she packed up her cases
And sought out new places
But eventually settled in Miami
There once was a girl called Marie
Who was desperately in need of a pee
But she was caught short outdoors
So she pulled down her drawers
An hoped that no one would see