There once was a young man from Deal
Who just oozed sex appeal
Wherever he went
Within the county of Kent
The girls just fell heads over heel
There was a young lady from Dover
Who when walking tripped and fell over
Because she was canned
She struggled to stand
But denied she was ever hung over
There was a young man called Eric
Who pursued a career as a cleric
He preached on creation
Death and damnation
But his sermons were deemed esoteric