hzugman

The Biggest Race In History

I Won The Biggest Race In History

And Boy Am I Proud

But Then Again So Did You

So Don\'t Tell Me That You\'ve Never Won Anything

And We Were Both Very, Very, Very Young At The Time

And We Had Millions Of Worthy Competitors

They All Turned Out To Be Losers

We Didn\'t Train For It

Or Even Have Any Sponsors

Or Even Supporters

It Was A Short Race Distance-wise

But Of Vital Importance To Both Of Us Winners

I Don\'t Think That It Even Has A Name

But I Like To Refer To It As

The Race To The Ovum

Or Simply The Sperm Race