I Won The Biggest Race In History
And Boy Am I Proud
But Then Again So Did You
So Don\'t Tell Me That You\'ve Never Won Anything
And We Were Both Very, Very, Very Young At The Time
And We Had Millions Of Worthy Competitors
They All Turned Out To Be Losers
We Didn\'t Train For It
Or Even Have Any Sponsors
Or Even Supporters
It Was A Short Race Distance-wise
But Of Vital Importance To Both Of Us Winners
I Don\'t Think That It Even Has A Name
But I Like To Refer To It As
The Race To The Ovum
Or Simply The Sperm Race