When you buy a virtual house,
You are going to need digital chairs,
but forget your virtual man wang modifications,
When you move around with the headset,
The floor needs to be clutter free,
Because Mark hurt his head in beta testing,
Never cook while in the metaverse,
The dangers are real,
Even if they aren’t apparent in the Meta,
Never spend too much in the verse,
Mark will get so very rich,
Surfing with sun tan lotion face,
Don’t be a cautionary tale,
About the metaverse