This was inspired partly by a headline:
\'Not now, poisonous spiders:
Ain\'t we got enough troubles already?\'
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Oh, come on, Fido
Let me have some \'passion\' and \'excitement\'
Just a bit - now and again!
Why you always bark at me fiercely
If I even contemplate it?!
I know you\'re only trying to save me from swoons
But you\'re a real pest sometimes, Fido
You\'ll have to go out the back garden for a while
And I will let me hair down
You won\'t see it -
What you don\'t see, won\'t hurt ya!
If ya don\'t see it
It may save YOU from swooning!
KP, me wife, is back soon
From her six months holiday alone
Of course, she was never alone
Being in the newspapers (with pics of course)
Or at The Botox Clinic
Or with friends at The Old Trout Club
You can bark at her all you like, Fido
Tune up those woofs and yaps
Don\'t let her in the front door even
Scare her off when she returns!
But gimme some peace, Fido
Lemme have some passion
If just a little......
Heehee.