TWHAT IS IT?
You may have watched this stripy birdy
speculating what it might be.
Help’s at hand let me explain:
it emanates from sunny Spain.
And I’ve just seen it somewhere written
it’s settled here in drizzly Britain
dining out on cheddar cheese
and fish and chips and garden peas.
The cock assumes frankfurter shape,
the hen is rounded like a grape,
it whistles with sardonic wit:
the Greater Rainbowed Sausage Tit