Never befriend a mermaid
I’ll tell you the reason why
She’ll poke her fins into your legs
Until you want to cry
Never befriend a mermaid
I’ll tell you the reason why
When you hug her tight, she’ll slip away
Leaving you alone to sigh
Never befriend a mermaid
I’ll tell you the reason why
Her scales will tickle you all the time
Her stink will leave you wry
Never befriend a mermaid
I’ll tell you the reason why
She’ll always be wet, and sniffling too
And will make your passion dry
So, Never befriend a mermaid
Let that sleeping beauty lie
Go get yourself a human girl
Who can, and will satisfy