Saxon Crow

The Tale of Mr Frumpadiddle and Sister Ann

 

Mr Frumpadiddle was a very strange man

And came to the village from a far away land

With eyes like sapphires and a sparkle to match

Whenever people saw him they thought 

What a catch

Mr Frumpadiddle was indeed a nice fellow 

From the way that he met you 

With a very hearty hello

From the smile so disarming

And a charm so sweet 

Mr Frumpadiddle was the talk

In every street

All the men wanted to be him

And the ladies wanted more

Everyone was very happy 

When he came knocking at their doors

And before they knew it 

A new day had begun

Because the hot night before 

Was full of passion and lots of fun

Mr Frumpadiddle was a wizard to be sure

And his one and only spell was how to lure

Everyone he set his eyes on was his for the taking

They would give him anything he wanted

Which technically wasn\'t raping

But then one day a maid

Came into town

A righteous little virgin by the name 

Of Sister Ann

And seeing Mr Frumpadiddle for exactly who he was 

She caught the randy wizard and began to tell him off

And try as he might Frumpadiddle could not persuade

Sister Ann to give up her title as a virgin maid

In tears of despair Frumpadiddle left his only home 

And the people felt the magic leave as he walked away from the town

Now Sister Ann was feeling good at banishing the randy goat

And standing proudly in the square

Said it was she who saved them all 

But the sight of all the people 

Who were looking rather glum 

Made her rethink her holy decision

About being a nun 

So off she ran to find

Frumpadiddle once more

And find him she did 

Out by the misty moor

\"I\'ve made a mistake. 

My poor mystic friend.

What I thought was evil 

Really made a happy end.

If you can forgive me 

I\'ve got a treat for you.

Just come back to the village 

And show me what you can do.\"

With a twinkle once more in his eyes

Frumpadiddle took her by her hand

\"I\'ll show you what happiness is\" 

And he took her there and then

Ann renounced her vows 

Right there upon the spot

It\'s not much fun for a nun

Who wants more than wedlock

Now she\'s just as popular

When she goes knocking on people\'s doors

It\'s funny how your life can change 

From just a bit of cock