They came,
They saw,
We conquered.
They came from many miles away
To try and beat our team,
Beat our team at croquet.
The day was very hot,
Sun cream for the skin,
Drinks of water for the body.
We played this marvellous game,
The one we all enjoy so much.
We played,
We sweated.
Hotter and hotter it got,
But we played.
And our team played so well,
We thrashed them.
The team played twenty games
And we won seventeen of them,
Drew one ,
And only lost two.
Venerunt,
Viderunt,
Vicimus.