Justin Timberlake should be the next James Bond
And they should kill each other in the movie

No

One bird should kill them both

JAMes Bond
Cooked with a lot of sugar
Till vitamin\'s were gone

Mr berretta
size doesn\'t metta
cause girls around him
are mkultra

One of them
Should kill them both

JUStin and JAMes
cause TImberlake\'s \"juice\"
is wank
while JAMes\'s jam
is clogging their arteries

One bird
should kill them both

Two shits with One bird

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Bowie on the Heat

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Ricky Gervais was running after me
on Hampsted Heat
and shouting:

\"You are not Bowie!
I am Bowie!
Bowie told me that I am Bowie!\"

so I had to reply with:

\"Ok, Bowie
Leave me alone, Bowie\"

I had to throw in
this nonsensical \"Bowie\" addendum
cause he wouldn\'t get off me otherwise

but Palin-Picigin
who travelled around the world
with BBC
just for the chance
to \"by the way\"
land in his beloved Split
and declare that it is
heaven on Earth
was back in Hampstead by then

so he paid some students
to start throwing balloons filled with water
on Gervais (related to Drago Gervais)
whenever he was jogging
on the Heat
as Palin-Picigin couldn\'t
compete with Bowie
(not even the fake one)

Ricky has been ever since
mostly confined
to his basement gym
blaming me for that

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Jeff Dreck

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Carlos Santana
destroyed Jeff Dreck\'s life

Dreck wasted his entire life
trying to be
\"white Carlos\"
in vain

instead of finding a band
with the good singer
in which he could have been useful

his owners
eventually punished him
by forcing him
into \"partnership\"
with the wife beater

to make people believe
that wife-beating is
\"rock and roll\"

AI scripted the whole thing

this is why their surnames are similar
to make sure that idiots
in the end
think something like:

\"Dreck, Beck, Depp
which one is the wife beater?
Well, doesn\'t matter
it\'s all rock and roll
right?\"

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carlos

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something utterly miserable about carlos

remember when he plays on michael\'s album \"invincible\"
he says \"thank you, man\" at the end
as if mike called him for charitable purposes
to help the ageing and slightly forgotten legend

mike rightfully answers with \"thank you, carlos\"
because his playing was really good and appropriate for the song
he didn\'t call him to do him a favour
to help him make the money
no
he called him cause he needed him
this beggarly \"thank you, man\" was stupidity indeed

now i have the privilege to witness composing of the new santana song
but his beggarly mentality will be an obstacle to our communication

when i load my plate with the amount of food
that \"crazy\" egocentric greedy neurotic self-obsessed stars normally use
carlos doesn\'t understand that this is the way we, true superstars, eat:

bulimia
anorexia
atkins

always in extremes

he thinks that i am some pig
taking advantage of his hospitality

oh, no, carlos, i didn\'t think about it
this is the amount of food that i machinally always put on my plate
nothing offending really

i know it is too much
but i always eat too much
and then i have to starve myself to get back to normal weight

i am sure that even the super-thin jagger does the same

that\'s the way of the superstars

i remember jagger saying
during the press conference
that his only problem with food is overeating
(when the journalist asked him why is he so thin)

people laughed when he said so
but it was probably true

just like me
he is probably pigging out and then starving to de-bloat

well, i never saw him bloated
i have to admit that

he is now thinner than the bowie knife

jagger is really the monster of libido
he\'ll stay slim and randy till he dies
no doubt about it

but let me get my mind back to what\'s going on with me and carlos here

i have enjoyed the chance to see him in action
composing the new song
i like the song
i like his playing
but he is now suppressing the anger
because i have apparently put all of the food on my plate
there is nothing left for him and this girl

he is a bit of fashistoid monster to tell you the truth
i know it sounds crazy but it is true
his mentality is slightly fashistoid

it\'s hard to notice that on the surface
but i am one of those who hardly pay any attention to the surface ever
and i can tell you how it is deeper inside:
this fashistoid monster might even ask me to hand over the plate and leave

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Roger Waters Without Muddy Waters in Bayswater

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someone booked him a room in the hotel which doesn\'t look expensive
but it is in bayswater

so it could be expensive
nevertheless

roger waters previously
offered him some food
during some event

and when sexy ate it up
he took the cakes from the trolley as well
without being offered

waters then ironically asked him if he wanted anything more
sexy didn\'t understand irony
so he said:
\"yes\"

waters then gave him a glass of water

sexy then stood up
and sang to the entire hall:

“when roger waters
gave me water
it wasn’t muddy!”

sure enough waters later
appears in sexy’s hotel
wearing the yellow woollen pullover
and being friendly again
but when sexy wants to make a video
of himself singing the song
mentioned above
with waters in the background

waters escape down the stairs
with two young girls

which makes sexy very angry
so he decides to shout after him

“are they older than 16?!!!”

but then he realised
that they could be his daughters
or nieces
or something

in which case no one could scold him
for being with them

so he changes the plan

he runs down the stairs
gets out of the hotel
and shouts:

“waters! jews are after me!”:

just trying to stir some shit
\"order out of chaos\" tactic

he is at the moment
not particularly satisfied
with things as they are

so

any commotion might help him
get it right in the end

but the owner of the hotel
is an ugly and nasty jewish woman
and when sexy turns around
and wants to walk up to his room again

she tries to prevent him from doing so
standing in his way
and shouting
“no, no, no…minimum price here
is £350 per night”

she is probably lying
as revenge for what he said to waters

cause her hotel doesn\'t look expensive
and sexy doesn\'t look cheap

...so...

she probably raised the price ad hoc
to discourage him from returning
and she pretends that he looks
as if he is poor

which makes sexy want to sing:
\"mummy come back
water’s all gone
gone gone
water’s all gone\"

but he has no time for that
he has to literary push his way up to his room
past the jewish woman
who owns the hotel
and only after he is already walking up the stairs
with the nasty woman behind him

he shouts back at her:

“i am already a guest here
my things are up there
in the room on the top floor”

he didn’t bother to tell her that before
cause he was quite sure that she knew that
and she merely tried to lock him out
and steal his things
when she heard him shouting to roger waters:

“jews are after me”

well, self-fulfilled prophecy

dirty woman tried to steal his things afterwards

so he gets into his room
locks the door from the inside
and looks around

could be £350 per night
though the hotel is a mess

room is quite big
and so is the fridge
the window is also big
and it is in bayswater
close to kensington palace

maybe she wasn’t lying

then he notices that roger waters
took off his yellow woollen pullover
before he fled down the stairs
(which are cramped with all kinds of plants
it is another proof that the owner
is one nasty woman
who didn’t think about the guests
who must walk up
with the suitcases and bags
and no concierge)
so he decides
to shoot the video
with the song
“when roger waters
gave me some water
it wasn\'t muddy”
while standing over his yellow woollen pullover

but prior to that
he spills the entire bottle of olive oil
onto the pullover
perhaps as the proof
that jews are after him

no

after both of them

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Mountain Slopes

=========================================================================================

Sexy wakes up in the back seat of the car
dangerously swerving down the mountain
and he shouts:

\"Slow down!
You gonna kill us all\"

but his friend says:

\"We met David Gilmour last night
Don\'t you remember?
He is driving now.\"

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nairobi williams

======================================================================

he thinks i didn\'t see
he\'s always drinking beer
in the champagne glass

nairobi williams
global king of chavs

and he says:

tres bon
tres bon
very warm

then he sings:

my name is robbie
food and girls are hobbies
i fuck food i eat girls
when i\'m drunk i don\'t fuck

everybody loves me
i love only mammy
mine and yours
they fuck dogs

my name is robbie
now raise your glass
it\'s time to see
nairobi williams

the superstar
sits on the bar
and goes too far
alles klar

he doesn\'t stop
until he gropes
all cats and dogs
thanks to the fog

they never see him
clearly
they miss his grin
dearly

grin and tonic
does the trick
he is meek
he\'ll inherit

whole lotta shit

lives next to jimmy
page, can you see me?
i am the fat guy
don\'t ask me why

my name is robbie
food and girls are hobbies
i fuck food i eat girls
when i\'m drunk i don\'t fuck

everybody loves me
i love only mammy
mine and yours
they fuck dogs

my name is robbie
now raise your glass
it\'s time to see
nairobi williams

the superstar
sits on the bar
and goes too far
alles klar

he doesn\'t stop
until he gropes
all cats and dogs
thanks to the fog

they never see him
clearly
they miss his grin
dearly

grin and tonic
does the trick
he is meek
he\'ll inherit

whole lotta shit

lives next to jimmy
page, can you see me?
i am the fat guy
don\'t ask me why

my name is robbie
food and girls are hobbies
i fuck food i eat girls
when i\'m drunk i don\'t fuck

everybody loves me
i love only mammy
mine and yours
they fuck dogs

my name is robbie
now raise your glass
it\'s time to see
nairobi williams

the superstar
sits on the bar
and goes too far
alles klar

he doesn\'t stop
until he gropes
all cats and dogs
thanks to the fog

they never see him
clearly
they miss his grin
dearly

grin and tonic
does the trick
he is meek
he\'ll inherit

whole lotta shit

lives next to jimmy
page, can you see me?
i am the fat guy
don\'t ask me why

my name is robbie
food and girls are hobbies
i fuck food i eat girls
when i\'m drunk i don\'t fuck

everybody loves me
i only love mammy
mine and yours
they fuck dogs

my name is robbie
now raise your glass
it\'s time to see
nairobi williams

the superstar
sits on the bar
and goes too far
alles klar

he doesn\'t stop
until he gropes
all cats and dogs
thanks to the fog

they never see him
clearly
they miss his grin
dearly

grin and tonic
does the trick
he is meek
he\'ll inherit

whole lotta shit

lives next to jimmy
page, can you see me?
i am the fat guy
don\'t ask me why

my name is robbie
food and girls are hobbies
i fuck food i eat girls
when i\'m drunk i don\'t fuck

everybody loves me
i only love mammy
mine and yours
they fuck dogs

my name is robbie
now raise your glass
it\'s time to see
nairobi williams

the superstar
sits on the bar
and goes too far
alles klar

he doesn\'t stop
until he gropes
all cats and dogs
thanks to the fog

they never see him
clearly
they miss his grin
dearly

grin and tonic
does the trick
he is meek
he\'ll inherit

whole lotta shit

lives next to jimmy
page, can you see me?
i am the fat guy
don\'t ask me why

my name is robbie
food and girls are hobbies
i fuck food i eat girls
when i\'m drunk i don\'t fuck

everybody loves me
i love only mammy
mine and yours
they fuck dogs

my name is robbie
now raise your glass
it\'s time to see
nairobi williams

the superstar
sits on the bar
and goes too far
alles klar

he doesn\'t stop
until he gropes
all cats and dogs
thanks to the fog

they never see him
clearly
they miss his grin
dearly

grin and tonic
does the trick
he is meek
he\'ll inherit

whole lotta shit

lives next to jimmy
page, can you see me?
i am the fat guy
don\'t ask me why

my name is robbie
food and girls are hobbies
i fuck food i eat girls
when i\'m drunk i don\'t fuck

everybody loves me
i love only mammy
mine and yours
they fuck dogs

my name is robbie
now raise your glass
it\'s time to see
nairobi williams

the superstar
sits on the bar
and goes too far
alles klar

he doesn\'t stop
until he gropes
all cats and dogs
thanks to the fog

they never see him
clearly
they miss his grin
dearly

grin and tonic
does the trick
he is meek
he\'ll inherit

whole lotta shit

lives next to jimmy
page, can you see me?
i am the fat guy
don\'t ask me why

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Iggy Poop

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Whenever he
Takes a shower
He can\'t sing
Like Iggy Poop
anymore

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the quiz

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the ghost of luciano pavarotti
wins the pub quiz in london
by answering all questions with
me me me
whilst riding the monocycle
and eating the bowl
of spaghetti

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Lady Madonna

==================================================

She lost the script
She lost the money
But Rusell Crowe
Doesn\'t even know
He was supposed to be
In that movie

Lady Madonna
She really wanna
Be movie star
She\'s always moving

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wait for robert

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robert smith in the small car
cannot go too far
cannot turn the wheel
bring him one more meal

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The Cake and Piano too

==========================================================

sexy is taking his clothes off
in the swimming pool locker room

and thinking

maybe he should start eating in the restaurant after the swim
instead of just having a sandwich and coffee as usually

there is a restaurant just across the road
quite good
not very expensive

then he realises that this time
he brought a giant chocolate cake with him

family size
6 portions
all for himself

which means that he will eat even worse
than just a sandwich and coffee
today

exactly when he started thinking
about maybe eating a proper meal in the restaurant
after every swim
as it is healthier and more fun
than just a sandwich and coffee

it would also give him the motivation
to swim more often
as he’d be looking forward
swim and sauna and restaurant
three good reasons (instead of just two) to get out of the bed

but this time he’ll just stuff himself with carbs
after the swim
won’t even have the sandwich
cause this chocolate cake is so enormous
that no one could eat a sandwich before or after that
and sexy is too stingy to just throw away part of the cake

became stingy overnight
on cote d’ azur

woke up one morning
and his wallet looked slimmer than usually
phoned the lawyer who was supposed to be
letting out his real estates in another country
but the crook wasn’t even available for the chat

only his secretary was
as quite a few times before
at which point sexy understood
that thief is trying to steal those properties
while sexy is far away
rather than let them out

fraudster was taking advantage of the fact
that the war broke up there
and sexy couldn’t return
without risking draft
just like in the movie
“terminal”
which is really about sexy

people like trenc and spielberg and cohen
always find something that reminds them of sexy
like the ghost of the captain in “the ghost and ms muir”
or captain red in “pirates”
or frank abagnale (\"catch me if you can\")
or mehran nasseri (\"terminal\")
or muammar gaddafi (“dictator”)
or andreas kronthaler (\"bruno\")

then they make a movie about sexy
while pretending that it is about “someone else”

and moreover
on another level
they even pretend that sexy is someone else
very different from what he really is

this is why such guys are “pillars of the society”
their spinning (and spiel-bering) abilities are paranormal
multifaceted

sexy’s train of thought is then interrupted
by a chinese guy in the swimming pool
who suddenly offers to eat half of the cake

sexy is surprised
but not very much

confucius
sun tzu
chinese guys are taught-readers
and their iq’s
are highest on earth
alongside japanese, korean, and belorussian
(though you won’t find accurate info
about belorussian iq’s
on the internet any more
it was censored
when the war in ukraine started)

nevertheless
sexy is surprised and confused
sufficiently to blurt out
“ok”
though he doesn’t really want to
give half of the cake
to an unknown person
in the swimming pool locker room
as he is stingy
since the previously described morning
in the south of france

luckily he remembers
that he has only one plastic spoon
so he says to the chinese guy
that “unfortunately” he can’t share the cake with him
because of that

but the chinese man is adamant
and even becomes a bit aggressive

he says:

“i can eat first
then i’ll wash the spoon
and you can eat with the freshly washed one
your half of the cake
afterwards

or
you can even wash it yourself
if you want to be sure
that it is washed well

isn’t that what you say
to chinese girls
who are reluctant
about licking your rectum?”

sexy is now truly surprised
this guy is more than just a thought-reader
he has the real inside info

but he is also offended
by this indiscretion
so he says:

“my penis is desensitised
since the bike accident in copenhagen
which wasn’t really accident
extraterrestrials scripted and conducted it
i know that for sure
cause similar thing happened
to michael hutchence in copenhagen
after which he lost the sense of smell and taste
so he didn’t enjoy licking pussy very much anymore
while my penis was partly disabled
and quite desensitised
during that traffic accident in copehagen
this is why i am mostly asking girls
to lick my nipples and rectum
but i have no preference for chinese ones
nationality and race
are irrelevant to me”

he is walking away
taking his cake with him
while saying so

but chinese guy now becomes even more arrogant
he walks after sexy
and shouts:

“you should never touch chinese girls!”

sexy replies:

“didn’t i just explain
that i never touch them
i just ask them to lick my
nipples and rectum
but i don’t care if they are chinese
or english
or whatever else
this matters not to me

the one that is touching chinese girls
is DRK
boogy buggery man
you can find him at public piano
across the road
maybe he will give you some cake
if he has any
which i doubt
but it is worth trying
cause you won’t get it from me
i have now defo decided
to eat my cake without you\"

chinese guy then starts screaming
at the top of his voice:

\"DRK was not touching chinese girl
he only touched the flag!\"

sexy replies:

\"there are different versions of that
totally scripted event
some say that he touched the flag
others say he touched the girl
and those are more reliable sources
cause DRK is a blatant liar
in one of his videos you can see him
deliberately dropping on the ground
when one little girl tried to play the piano

then he accuses her of pushing him
even threatens her with a security guard
though it is clearly visible in the video
that this 5-year-old girl
didn’t touch him at all

i shall therefore repeat:
DRK is touching chinese girls
i don’t\"

“chinese guy” then angrily takes off his mask
and it transpires that it is DRK himself

sexy is now defo surprised, and he asks:

\"what are you doing here, DRK?
don’t you have your own swimming pool?\"

DRK shouts:

\"i have it, but i wanted to swim in the same water in which you swim
just like everyone in london wants to steal your cans of beans, tuna, ham, and peas
though you have cameras all over the apartment
vietnamese-style traps
and you even smeared poison on some of those cans
which means that it would be safer to steal in the supermarket
but people want your cans so badly
cause you have touched them
this is why i want to swim here
though i have my own swimming pool

and

i have got the swimming pool only thanks to you
i was always browbeaten hearing you say
\'i have to go now\' (away from the public piano)
\'as i booked the swimming session\' (those state-owned pools and saunas must be pre-booked since lockdown)
and my masters gave me a swimming pool because of that
as everything around this public piano is rigged against you, rigged for me
so they wanted to be sure not only that i had more views on youtube
but also that you can never say anything that would make me depressed\"

sexy turns around
sticks the whole freaking chocolate cake onto DRK’s face
runs across the street
and start playing the public piano
being sure that DRK will need at least half an hour
to wash that giant cake off his face
before he starts bothering people at the piano again
as he does
every day

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if you want more

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check this: https://allpoetry.com/Sexy

Sexy The Sexiest

\'rvacka poezija

Two Shits with One Bird

Bowie on the Heat

Jeff Dreck

carlos

Roger Waters Without Muddy Waters in Bayswater

Mountain Slopes

nairobi williams

Iggy Poop

the quiz

Lady Madonna

wait for robert

The Cake and Piano too