Arrgghhh! St Swithin
You cad, you bounder, you......
Steady on, Orchi, says Fido
Why all this outburst?
Well, if it rains on his day today (15th July)
It may rain for 40 days after
We\'ve had it if it does!!
But, says Fido, no worries
You don\'t believe in superstitions anyway, Orchi
So it won\'t affect you
Phew, good job you remined me of that, Fido
And I really must not stay in all day
When it\'s a Friday the 13th
Not that I do
Cos Fido always needs his daily walk
We need the rain though
Erm, just some - not 40 days of it
Just some of the \'soft refreshing rain\'
As a Harvest hymn says
(We plough the fields and scatter)
In the time of Noah\'s Ark it rained for a year - argghhh!
Doh! I got it wrong
Fido was driving the tractor one year
Another talent of his
But I scattered them seeds first
Then ploughed them all up
Mucked up the whole thing!
Some mad musings here
Come meet Fido one day
He\'s imaginary though! lol.