\" My father was extremely deaf before he
passed, and I am getting that way myself now ! \"
If the old man was still with us,
Can of worm\'s now that would be,
\'Coz I couldn\'t hear the old man,
And he couldn\'t hear me.
We\'d probably get much louder,
As we argued playfully,
Soon be shouting at each other,
Both as deaf as post\'s we\'d be.
The negative I think would be,
A big row would surely start,
But the positive I\'m sure would be,
We couldn\'t hear each other fart !