drill to China
buy a hammer
paint your shoes
drive a wagon
get a toupee
drop out of school
start a religion
don’t dress for the weather
become a nudist
invent a holiday
call in sick
get fired
get laid
get it all
get it while you can
catch a train
catch crabs
watch Lucy
call a lawyer
wear a barrel
read a book
never pay rent
never get involved
pass the buck
pass the test
pass on the left
pass the yams
go to heaven
go to hell
take a friend
take pictures
snap a bra strap
tickle a feather
play a zither
electrocute a fence
pet a dog
kill your neighbor
hug a leper
date a dwarf
take pills
invent lies
hate the devil
make a deal
eat a meal
feed the ants
entertain visiting relatives with a knife
plead guilty
begin to chant
hail a cab
live in sin
embrace disorder
buy a neurosis
see a shrink
drown a fish
change your shorts
change your live
trade in your wife
raise your mortgage
lower your standards
vote on Sunday
rob a temple
get dandruff
go to work
become a sleepwalker
wear a monocle
become mechanical
wet the bed
smell a flower
race a snail
go to jail
always take candy from strangers
read a paper
read a poem
check the weather
check it out
without a doubt
never take advice
from a poet
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April 22-23 2022