E.R.N.I.E. just sent me a message,
To say This month again I had won,
A prize on the premium Bond\'s list,
Were my day\'s full of worry all done ?
It transpired I\'d won three, not just one though,
Three tiddler\'s, each one of twenty five quid,
So that seventy five pounds more in the bank now,
That\'s way more than the bank rate ever did.
So I still have all my initial investments,
In a lottery, all your money\'s is blown,
So the first of next month once again then,
I\'ll find out if winning numbers I own.
Though as yet I\'ve not won me a million,
But each month I still have that same chance,
Of winning one of so many cash prizes,
And for my own bank account to enhance !