Trickle trickle, hold on tight.
I\'ve woken up, in the dead of night
Still hearing the trickle, I squeezed my dick
I\'ve got to make the bathroom quick !
Made it safely to the bathroom\'s throne,
Thank the Lord, I\'m home alone,
Another trickle, yes now I know
Still squeezing my dick, so I just let go !
I stand there straining, broken hearted,
I\'m trying to go, but I think I\'ve farted.
I get it together, think for a bit
My arse is warm, I think I\'ve shit !
I turn the tap on, and I let it trickle,
My pants are in an aweful pickle,
Being wakened so abrupt you know,
I really don\'t think I ever needed to go..
I\'m cleaned up now bereft of poo,
Taps off now and that trickle stopped too,
That trickle trickle has done my brain in
I see lightening, it thunders, could be raining !