And now, I\'ll drink my beer,
And then I\'ll chew my final burger,
My throat, it just won\'t clear,
I\'ll force it down, using my fingers,
I\'ll eat until I\'m full,
And after that, if I feel O.K.
For more, oh so much more,
I\'ll eat it, my way.
Hot dog\'s, yes, I\'ve had a few,
But then again, with lots of ketchup.
I eat, whatever there is to chew.
I\'ve never had, a nasty...nasty hiccup,
I know, that it may seem strange,
To eat banana\'s with peanut butter,
But more, give me some more,
I\'m getting fatter!
Yes there were times, when I ate a stew,
And the dumplings were, far more than I could chew,
My gut\'s far too big for simple snacks,
And much too small for just two Big Mac\'s,
I ate it all, and I had a ball,
I\'ll eat it my way.
Now I\'m stoned, I\'m crazed by drugs,
But I don\'t care, they keep me hungry,
But then, when the urge subsides,
Then I know my body, my body I\'ve been abusing,
To think that I\'ll eat, all this crap,
And some will say, in a pig sty way,
Oh yes, I know I do,
I\'ll eat it my way.
But every day, I\'ll eat twelve eggs,
Three twelve ounce steaks, eight chicken breasts,
I know I\'m fat, but I don\'t care,
An empty plate, is my greatest scare,
The record\'s show, Iv\'e got the dough,
To buy out McDonalds,
Yes, the records show, that I\'ve got the dough,
I\'m gonna buy out McDonalds !