Richard, was a salesman,
Selling shoes to local shop\'s,
Roaming round from town to town,
Never knowing where he stop\'s.
He called into a small hotel,
Around lunchtime for a bite,
The food was good, as was the beer,
He booked a room there for the night.
The owner a great looking woman,
Aged about her mid thirties, no more,
Took him up to show him his room for the night
Taking him up to the second floor.
All the way up those stairs we was peeping,
From below her, up her short skirt he saw,
A vision that most men would die for,
He was hooked now, and he wanted more.
Richard accepted this room with no problem,
He then went back down the stairs to conclude,
His booking upstairs for the room that night,
Paid his bill, then off to his sales he pursued.
That evening Richard went for his evening meal,
The owner was barmaid and waitress once more,
It was quiet so he asked her to join him,
For drink\'s and a meal, in his mind so much more.
She accepted his offer, when her staff came in,
They got along well, to Richard\'s delight,
Then he offered her one hundred dollars,
To spend an hour in his room with him that night.
She refused saying she wasn\'t a woman like that,
And if she did that, she did it for love,
He mentioned he was selling high fashion shoes,
In her size, in his room, just two floors above.
After several more drinks, the owner gave in,
They went up to his room, shoes she then viewed,
Removing her clothes, slow and casually,
On the bed invitingly she lay there nude.
Richard joined her and got going with her,
She wrapped her right arm around him, then her left leg,
Surprised and delighted how responsive she was,
Then around came her left arm and right leg.
Richard thought maybe her enthusiasm,
Could be down to his skills as a lover,
As she wriggled beneath him so vigourously,
Nothing like, he was soon to discover.
Thought you did\'t get worked up he said smugly,
I don\'t she said, it was down to the booze,
Maybe if you weren\'t quite so damn ugly,
And I was just trying on these new shoes !