Everything that is supposed to be dry is wet
Everything that is supposed to be wet is dry
Everything that is supposed to be hard is soft
Everything that is supposed to be soft is hard
Everything that is supposed to have hair has no hair
Everything that is supposed to have no hair has hair
Everything that is supposed to be long is short
Everything that is supposed to be short is long
Everything that is supposed to be over quickly takes forever
Everything that is supposed to last forever is over quickly
And everything that ............ I forgot