I originally posted this some 5 years ago under my Pseudonym WriteBeLight. The video is slightly different.
There was a cute little Donkey.
Who liked to have so much fun.
Would eat lots of fruit and fiber,
Which would really make him run.
Little Donkey was so active,
Equus asinus was just so amped.
But all of that hyper movement,
Would sometimes give him cramps.
So, off to the barn and stable,
To squat down and take a nap.
Soon after he felt refreshed,
Like he just filled his tank with gas.
The rest did him a world of good,
Started to skip, jump, bray and shout.
But instead of the stable front door,
His excitement thru the back door shot out.
It wasn\'t like the roar of the ocean,
Not during high, but the lowest of tides,
For the remnants of his excitement,
Where like skid marks, on pavement, far and wide.
So, the Donkey had learned his lesson.
And, tried hard not to be so hyper.
Slowing down, eating more binding foods,
And sporting a very good diaper.