I wrote this some 5 years ago under my Pseudonym WriteBeLight. The video is slightly different.
Disregard the text I just sent.
Spoke it wrong, not what I meant.
The words fell in a way unfounded.
Totally the opposite in which it sounded.
It wasn\'t that my eyes were blurry.
I point the finger at that DAMNED Siri!
For instance, the word STUCK to spell.
The \"F\" word appears! What the hell?
You look great, those pants -- all that.
Not in those pants you look really look fat.
I meant to say, \"You\'re a real smart fella!\"
Not that you are a real Fart Smeller!
So be very careful. You have to, indeed.
Before hittting send, you\'ve got to PROOF READ!