Tank-Topped Bumboys

 

 

Captain Capsize

At it again

A parrot parody Churchill

Just more transgressions

No cane

Although he\'s exactly like that useless prop

 

Vain

 

A flimsy facsimile

Mumble and jumble

The bumbles reign

As long as he\'s feigning

What it\'s like to be humble

When he\'s actually failing

Each and every tiring day

 

He might as well gargle a Romeo y Julieta

We\'re choking on regurgitated toxic fumes mate

Whilst he\'s deep in the dressing-up room

Leveling down

 

Costumes and panto

The Demon King, the Cosplay Cunt

Spreading hate

Building back better

(than the last 12 years)

For his £800 a roll wallpaper

A must for every Alpha Male

 

Who will he be this Tuesday?

Mr. Ben!

Not one-half of the flowerpot men

Our flobalobalob PM

A beaming visage in high-visibility

Hard hat protecting blows from tank-topped bumboys

Adorning the front page of the Daily Fail

Nailed under another bent headline

Or far-fetched tale

 

What dress is the Duchess wearing today?

When what they mean is

Ssshhh. Look this way!

Wear your poppy with pride OK?

Immigrants are coming to suck and prey

On what you have left

When it\'s our honourable friends who have left you bereft 

 

Distraction is the name of the game

Ducking and diving, blame and blame

Our hero of the Tory party 

Searching for the afterparty 

quaffs fine Cristal champagne

 

Chin chin.....