There she came walking along the road,
That old lady with a cane,
A happy smile on her face
Singing her heart out,
“21 today, 21 today”.
As she walked passed a young man
He turned to her and said,
“You are not 21, you crazy old woman”.
She turned to him,
Raised her cane and hit him,
Hit him on the head with her cane.
And on she walked singing,
“22 today, 22 today”