Haste to Hastings!
For the 1066 reunion today
Goldfinch and I, and Fido will be there
Nip on the No.7 bus - it goes there
But there\'s one condition
You\'re only invited
if you were there in person in 1066
As Goldie and I were
Fido was there too
You\'ll meet us, and other eccentrics
You\'ll see us - millions of years old, we are
Me middle name is \'Fossil\'
Old as them sea fossils that they find
I\'ve not to bring any water
Not to dilute the whisky
Or whatever tipple you\'re having
See ya there
Expect a mad Hatter\'s Tea Party atmosphere
Don\'t write or say anything \'hot\'
While you are there
Or Fido will bark at ya!
Heehee.