Here followeth the first \'lesson\' maybe
On aspects of nuttiness!
What can be done
To stop, or reduce, my swooniness?
Is that even a word?!
Well, Fido helps with his fans
And feather dusters
And he has buckets of cold water standing by
To chuck over me
To revive me if I get too \'hot\'
But any poetry about \'tickling my fancy\'
Or \'slap and tickle\'
Sends me into another swoon
I muse on - which is best, which will help me more
The slap or the tickle?
But Fido don\'t let me have either!
He says I best not have them
Fido says, Buck up, man
Have a less sheltered life
Pull ya socks up
Get ya coat, and get out more, as they say
And having got ya coat
Take me for more walks!
Lol.