Not today, thank you!
Not any day in fact
Halloween tales, I mean
With ghostliness and spookiness
Don\'t ya now?
It\'s me in disguise at Halloween
And having a bad hair say
Creeping about with me syphon
That\'s full of water
Ready to add water to ya tipple
And Fido in his cape and mask
As \'The Masked Avenger\'
Checking them poems
In case ya \'forget\' conveniently
To mark \'em 18+ when they should be!
He don\'t bite
But his bark is worse than his bite - if he did bite!
Give me the next day anytime
Hallowmas - All Saints Day
I\'ll probably sing on that day
As on every day
Aww, why they say it\'s a Halloween \'trick\'
Orchi singing to ya, that is
Cos I tricks ya into thinking
That I can really sing!
What could be worse?
More terrifying? more scary?
Only - having to watch a week of \'Eastenders\'
If not in UK - don\'t ask
It\'s too ghastly to expalin that TV soap!
Don;t find it online
You\'ll never recover
Never be the same again! lol.
Heehee.