I have perfect packaging with a cute, little bow
You would accept me with joy
But as you slowly unwrapped me,
I can imagine that crestfallen face of yours
With the perfect recipe of a dash of disgust and a sprinkle of shock
That inside this beautiful box
Holds a broken vase with cracks on its surface
So damaged that you regret buying it
And you wanted to refund me back to the store
\"What a scam!\"