Oh woe, not feeling like a song today
But why? asks Fido
Well, I got no dough (money) left
To buy anyone any Christmas presents
KP\'s had it all, ya see
For her botox, or to spend on herself
I see her so little these days
That I often forget I\'m married to her Doh!
Can ya help me?
All contributions gratefully received, as they say!
She never takes Fido for walkies
It\'s me that takes him every time
What to do? Her botox melts after a while
Then she wants more money for it
She\'s an established member now, ya know
Of \'The Old Trouts Club\'
She\'ll be managing that Club soon. lol.
Aww, why so horrible to her? Asks Fido
Got no peace and goodwill to her?
Nope, I reply! Not now, not any season! heehee
Pass me today\'s poems, says Fido
So I can check the 18+ thingys
And bark fiercely at anyone
\'Forgetting\' to mark them 18+ where they should be!
It\'s me and Fido this Christmas
KP\'s off to see some of her 5,836 relations
So she says
No change there then
I only see her 1% of the time in person
Otherwise on telly or in the newspapers
Heehee.