A Big Bit Of Fun
(Little Tommy Entrican: July 6, 2019)
So look at me here I\'m a bit rotund
But that just makes me way more fun
If I should fall I bounce right back up
Though things may go flat beneath my big butt
I try hard to thin with so little luck
And instead of down the scale just goes up.
I\'m so full of beans but won\'t you take care
Not to stand close behind should I foul the air
We extra large folks smile most of the time
But no one will notice when we have a cry
The high school pictures that we like to show
To the tune “My you\'ve really let yourself go”
And that\'s OK we don\'t stomp our feet
But mostly for fear of the flooring beneath
For sure we have a much larger equator
But we won\'t break the strings on the elevator
Do not think of us as being too much
Or blame us for sink holes and other bad stuff
Though I may perspire big buckets of grease
The really good parts of me lie underneath
Do treat us with kindness and give me a smile
Or I\'ll sit on your house till it\'s just a small pile
And give me a hug for I need it no doubt
And I\'ll try not to squeeze till your eyeballs pop out