See these picturez on my phone
i know you really like them
All the things i own
only way i know to trap you
Don\'tcha like my house
how about my shiny car
My big Ole telescope
I\'ll show you all the stars
You know i am so sweet
thats what the ladies say
I really am a catch
dont let me get away
Oh now you want some charm
i can do that too
My pick up lines are so good
i use them all the time
Arent ya glad i came along
to rescue you from doom
Spend your life alone
instead i came along
To brighten up your life
now let us see that smile
You really should try harder
to make a man feel smarter
Its not everyday you find
a man as great as me
Im tellin you the truth
my momma has the proof
Yes your gonna meet my mom
tomorrow\'s good for me
Whats a matter now
theres no need to freak
Are you really tense inside
i think i know a cure
Oh you dont want sex with me
really are you sure
Got the latest moves
even better than my lines
stuff i learned from porn
i watch it all the time
Whats a matter now
why you look that way
Cant you take a joke
you know i like to play
If i could just get your name
and ask you for a date
Dont judge me for my humor
hurry dont be late
Happy hour is starting
the girls are coming in
Better catch me quick
before they hook me in