screaming goat. (New and Improved)

Balance

What\'s wrong today?

I still got that wound that won\'t heal over already.

How did you get out of bed?

How am I supposed to know that?  I just do stuff.

Why are you here?

Because life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness chose to be in effect.

Why do you feel this way?

I don\'t know, ask my Bible.

Why do you try?

If I get my stuff done, I can read. 

How many emotions can you feel in a day?

As many as your mom can. (jk)        x