Oh woe! A break from Carols
But news of my forthcoming Christmas
It won\'t be merry, and it won\'t be happy!
But why? asks Fido
Well, I gotta spend it with KP for one thing
What could be worse?
She is home for a whole week
I will go mad!
She got no Botox sessions
Nor meetings of \'The Old Trout\' Club
And they don\'t want her yet
For any more photo-shoots
Though - she loves\' em, don\'t ya know
As long as they can all see -
Me, me, me!!!
(Not me writing this - I mean KP).
And you\'re no help, Fido
You never let me have any \'ardour\'
And certainly no \'excitement\'
\"It\'s for the best,\" you say
\"Saves ya from extra swoons
Dunno why ya complain\"
You\'re going out the back garden Fido
While I enjoy myself
I\'m gonna put the water away too
And have neat tipples! Oohh!
\"Lemme in,\" says Fido
\"I gotta \'police\' the 18+ poems!!
\"You\'ll know you\'ll only faint
If I don\'t check \'em first\"
I hear ya barking out the back garden, Fido
Can\'t let ya in just yet
But in a while - I need ya to check them poems!
Heehee