I wanta do do
I wanta do do
Oh how I wanta do do
Last night I sat down
On my toliet
And tried to have a good BM
I strained and I groaned
But not even a little stone
My fate is gettin\' mighty grim
I wanta do do
I wanta do do
Oh how I wanta do do
I can\'t remember when I was regular
And the doctor\'s done all he can do
Every night I\'m on the throne
It\'s been a month since I\'ve gone
Can\'t you see why I\'m so sad and blue
Spoken:
I sat on this commode an hour ago
And all I can do is pass gas
I think I\'ll take two Exlax
And my Butt try to relax
Maybe then I\'ll find relief quick and fast
I wanta do do
I wanta do do
Oh how I wanta do do