I always have to pee
That\'s why I woke up early
Turn on the TV
Oh, look it\'s Kay Burley
Interviewing Zelensky
They are never wearing body armour
The Ukraine president looks like a scruffy farmer
What about the enemy?
Something about this war smells fishy
She\'s known for giving the Tories a hard time
On Sky News she gets as sour as a lime
However, her cover photo is with Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak
Not all is what it appears to be
Better believe that