When God created the platypus
He did it with spare parts, I guess
The creature\'s a bit of this and that
My favorite aqua maniac
Citrus fruits all suit me best
So I like living in the west
If taters were my favorite thing
I\'d live in Ireland and be a king
Verse one and two are unrelated
Have some poetic rule I\'ve violated?
The Hell with rules I often say
I\'m gonna do it my own sweet way