What are the chances
That she would be in the pub that night?
What are the chances
That she would wear that dress just right?
What are the chances
That she would drink all the new trends?
What are the chances
That she would fall out with her friends?
What are the chances
That in a rage she would decide to leave?
What are the chances
My backdoor exit was so easy to weave?
What are the chances
That she would stumble up that avenue?
What are the chances
All the parked cars couldn\'t block my view?
What are the chances
That there were no walkers out in that rain?
What are the chances
Of the deadly silent approach I could attain?
What are the chances
Just one blow would send her to the ground?
What are the chances
Behind that garden bush I could drag her around?
What are the chances
One more hit would end all her struggle?
What are the chances
Her coveted tits would come out with a juggle?
What are the chances
Her dress would rip up and her G-string aside?
What are the chances
I could push her legs up and stretched out wide?
What are the chances
In the damp gloom I could still clearly see?
What are the chances
Her cunt was so wet and waiting just for me?
What are the chances
That my cock would get so brutally hard?
What are the chances
I could smash it in her whole nine yard?
What are the chances
That she would so moan and so squeal?
What are the chances
She was just loving my rough sex appeal?
What are the chances
That I could flood her with so much cum?
What are the chances
My leavings would end diminished in sum?
What are the chances
That I should pay a tenner in her purse?
What are the chances
On the game is my chapter and verse?
What are the chances
That I could be gone with last orders alibi?
What are the chances
That she\'d just get home to sit and cry?
What are the chances
That there\'d even be a new Police report?
What are the chances
An investigation could ever lead to court?
What are the chances
That there are some nudes hiding in her mobile?
What are the chances
Old one night stands would build a slutty profile?
What are the chances
That I could do time over found innocent?
What are the chances
Oh somewhere around only three percent!
What are the chances
That I could spy her in the pub once more?
What are the chances
Or I could easily find another flirting whore?