Not a hymn-poem.
If it had a tune it would be a dirge!
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I been dreading today - now it\'s here.
Oh, I cannot turn to lyrics today
No \'My love is like a red, red rose\'
And all that \'gushing\' stuff (?!) heehee
But why not? Well, woe is me
I gotta spend the day with KP
What could be worse?
There\'ll be nowt romantic in it
And Fido don\'t help either
He won\'t let me have any \'ardour\'
And certainly no \'excitement\'
And he\'s banned \'slap and tickle!\'
But in me sheltered life
I need to \'get me coat\'
And \'get out more\', as they say
But KP\'s spent all me money on botox
Doh! \'Out you go, Fido!\'
Into the back yard for a while
Then I can let me hair down
What you don\'t see won\'t hurt ya, Fido
Now I can\'t tell you folks more
Cos ya might swoon
KP and I might have some slap and tickle after all
\'Spare me the ghastly details\', you reply!
Heehee
I best mark this 18+. Ooohh!