Don\'t people know the alphabet anymore?
Into the cinema they come,
Up to the balcony,
With rows A to E,
Numbered one to twentyeight.
They find their row,
And then look at the next row,
As if they don\'t know
They are right.
Then they can\'t count,
And start at the wrong end
Of the row.
Are people no longer educated?
Or are they getting too old
To remember?