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Inspection took place February 17th, 2023...

At 1330 hours (indicated
courtesy notification slipped under door

less than twenty four hours)

hence foretold ill fate

by property (crooks and quade) management
the head honcho zaftig, wanker,
(who replaced the warden)

 

and Rich (BOLD FACE

text mode) the snitch

at Highland Manor Apartments
re: looming eviction implication
cuz yours truly and the missus
out of compliance
namely unkempt living space
within the walls of apartment b44.

after residing within
said low income facility
going on six years July first
two thousand and twenty three,
we experienced ongoing contention here,
which palpable tension
crackles, pops, and snaps
across the webbed wide world.

Courtesy social media platforms
in tandem with reputable poetry websites
allows, enables and provides
analogous soapbox to vent
after above identified triumvirate
done scrutinizing, interrogating, castigating...

Me and the missus
immediately sprung into action
rather each of our separate nervous systems
underwent uncontrollable bouts
of expansion and contraction,
(where we both
made a beeline for the bathroom)
analogous to severe toothache
necessitating oral surgeon extraction.

One month later - March seventeenth
signals the re: visitation of inquisition
(cue ominous music)

obscure artificial illumination

looming dark shadows

presaging worse fate than death

rivaling close encounters of the third kind

outer limits of the twilight zone

monstrous sinister forbidding shapes
blotting sunlight plunging

highland manor apartment in total darkness.

 

Hence aforementioned feeble SOS
cuz our rented one bedroom unit

b44 not in ship shape,

thus me and the wife

not happy campers

possibly forced to live in a tent

among bunch of other homeless people

along skidrow,
thus fruitless effort to yield

and appeal to top banana

figuratively precariously perched

on horns of dilemma

 

spurred me to posit supposition,

whereby sympathy for the devil witnesses

greater likelihood versus wordsmith

unsuccessfully, nevertheless creatively

blindsiding anonymous readers

spellbound to empty willy nilly

bajillions of dollars

from their pocketbooks

and mail blank checks to yours truly

before coming to their collective

sense and sensibility bound

with pride and prejudice.

 

The following paragraphs yielded after Google search undertaken to elucidate reader with (our) low income housing facility.

 

Section 515 Rural Rental Housing

This property has received funding in part through the Section 515 Rural Rental Housing (Section 515) program. Very low, low, and moderate income families, elderly persons, and persons with disabilities are eligible to live at this property. Persons or Families living in substandard housing have priority for tenancy.

Section 521 USDA Rental Assistance

The property participates in the USDA Rural Development Rental Assistance program. This rental subsidy, available only to USDA Section 514, 515 and 516 properties, ensures renters only pay 30% of their adjusted income towards rent. USDA Rural Development Rental Assistance may not be available for all units at this property.