I know I am quite young
but in many ways I\'m old;
I have a little story
It\'s time now to be told.
It\'s all about my Boris,
I hear you asking \"who\" -
Well Boris is the spider
Who lives there in my loo.
He sneaks out every morning
When I go to have my shower.
He looks at me and shows his teeth,
He knows he has the power.
He makes me scream and shudder,
He brings tears to my eyes.
I wish he would go somewhere else
To sit and eat his flies.
One day soon I\'m going to move abroad
Leaving Boris behind, I\'m glad.
No doubt out there I\'ll soon run in
To his BIG mum and dad.