……..Damn these shingles are going to cause wrinkles, this shit is more than just sprinkles, make me think twice before I mingle, glad it’s not around my private parts when I tinkle; I feel it when I breathe or sneeze, I rather take my shirt off and freeze, have fleas or swallow a set of keys, anyone of these can’t be as painful as varicella zoster, rather get shot from a roller coaster, pose in a gay poster with my prick in a holster. Hold up, yeah that pain will make you fold up, you’ll have that ambulance roll up, or rob rite aid for some products, this sucks, shucks, should’ve listened to my friend Chuck and got the needle for the shingles.